- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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