I'm winning at Scrabble.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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black people

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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