What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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