A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A man walks into a bar

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Sarah Palin

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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