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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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