- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

i just pooped that is all!

Yanter, Look it up

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Tunechi

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Bean.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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