Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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This is funny.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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