- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

women's rights

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

I'm Batman.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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