What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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