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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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