Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Your text.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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this is not a joke. jks

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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