- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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