Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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knock knock no ones home

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Your mother is average.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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