- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

The NBA and womens sports

What rhymes with milk...milf

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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