- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

bryden is a faggot

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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