- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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