- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

The Princess is in another castle

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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