Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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womens rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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