Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bumsniffer

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

black people

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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