- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Alright then, call me sometime then.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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