Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's funnier than 24? 25

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats worse than a joke? This

gay people

An Asian man fails a math test

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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