- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Catholicism.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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