A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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book 'em danno

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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