Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Anti Joke

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