- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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