What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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