whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why is pi? Because circles.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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