- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

once upon a time, it snowed

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

women's rights.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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