A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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That's what SHE said!

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we all know sammi has a penis

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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