Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

The WNBA

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

British Dentistry

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...