- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

why is pie good. because it just is.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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