- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

religion

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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