Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Gay Rights

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homework

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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