- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Banana Hamock.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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