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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Misner is a twat.

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