A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Reading books

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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THE END.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Knock knock

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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