- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Im cute hehehee

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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