whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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an athiest walks into a church

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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