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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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