a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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3.14159365358979323846264

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sharks

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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24

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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