A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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poop nuff said

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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im at school

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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chuck norris

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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