- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

womens rights

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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