Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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