there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Ju... Just why?

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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