- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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