a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

So, this joke isn't funny.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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