What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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A white person at Harvard

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Mormons having fun.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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