Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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