Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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woman's rights

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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gay porn...

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Where are you going Your house

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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