What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Women's rights...

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

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