- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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