Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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