Why was the boy laughing? Because

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Nice belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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