Well, there's one way...

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Hillary Clinton

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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