- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

LOL May Wong

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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