What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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This is not a joke

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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your mom died.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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homosexuals are gay

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Anti Joke

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