- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Who wants pizza crusts?

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

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