What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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12 in general

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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your mom died.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Womens rights !

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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