How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

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