- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

DERP

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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