Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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