Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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