A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Im black

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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1+2 = 6

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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willie revilame

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Tony Romo

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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