- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

lewis ya baggy fuck

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

david weres the slug gone

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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