A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Nickleback.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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