- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

F? No k

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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