- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

LIFE :(

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

bryden is a faggot

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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