What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Your existance.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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penus

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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nipple

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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