- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Hello.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Black people. They are so kind.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

your mom died.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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