What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Misner is a twat.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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balls

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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minorities.....

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Anti Joke

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