Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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How old is your mom Dead

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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minorities.....

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What's the deal with brown?

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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