You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Mitt Romney

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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taking out the trash... at night

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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hi bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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