if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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