Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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