Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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