How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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