- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

2 + 2 = fish

black people are white when i use night gogles

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

kcuf read it backwards

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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