…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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