It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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