- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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