Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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