What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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9/11.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Dumb

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Anti Joke

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