What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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