Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Anti Joke

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