Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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