Samraj.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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