- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

How many light bulbs? 1

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

taking out the trash... at night

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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