whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Hillary Clinton

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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