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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

I'd like to make a withdraw

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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