Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Caca.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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