Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Anti Joke

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