What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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TIMMAH!

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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